Nokia announces Microwave with Optical Food Stabilization and Wireless charging

Nokia microwave

Nokia microwave

In a twist of events owing to dwindling fortunes….. We all know this is April fools and it’s over in my time-zone  so I need not beat about the bush. Nokia earlier today in an April Fool’s prank announced Nokia 5AM-TH1N6 Constellation, a touch-screen microwave oven in a newly created House-hold department headed by Olavi Huhtikuu. Huhtikuu is Finnish for April, so it’s anyone’s guess what the title means.

Nokia goes ahead to bundle the microwave with awesome specs claiming to upset the cooking industry with eye tracking technology that will stop the food from rotating when you look at it. I assume this is so you can enjoy looking at that chicken thigh when it’s in there. It will even adjust temperature depending on how hungry you look. This Oven will be coming in three colours, Blue cheese Cyan, Lemon Yellow and Liquorice Black.

It will also don some windows apps and live tiles, these include PureFood camera that will automatically share pictures of chapati to your twitter crush, just to show you are wife material.
Pricing will start at 399 Euro and there will also be a mini variant for people with small appetites and a 10 inch variant targeted at no one in particular.

A commenter who seemed to know more about this device also suggested that it will come with Optical Food Stabilization.