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This Meme Is a Satire to Every Headshot Picture Taken

George Kamau by George Kamau
March 20, 2019
in Entertainment, News
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I am in this picture and I don’t like it. People have always taken professional photos for their organisations. The photos are usually done in a certain style – specifically showing your head and shoulders and in a tilted way. This photo of a monkey in a suit went viral as it makes fun of this vanilla way of taking a headshot.

this is every journalist headshot pic.twitter.com/4SxZTgpn1k

— Ruchira Sharma (@RuchoSharma) March 19, 2019

This one describes this pose well

It's the "serious, but uncomfortable" look we are all so familiar with. https://t.co/bOJptwWOmy

— Andrea Ross (@_rossandrea) March 19, 2019

Every person who has ever taken a headshot felt attacked.

.

I just looked at this and then looked at my profile picture and I am… so mad https://t.co/KRKtKQRn6B

— Terron Moore (@Terr) March 19, 2019

Time to roast yourself…

Every journalist who has a headshot in a different pose: "Hey, lol, this looks just like me!" #primates https://t.co/6tK9eNRJUW

— Andrew Wetzel 🦣 🦋 (@CircleReader) March 20, 2019

You and I both…

https://twitter.com/dcseifert/status/1108056523308220418

It hurts

https://twitter.com/fmanjoo/status/1108092075021463552

Dating app Bumble took part too

They would be a great addition to our team pic.twitter.com/Rni0GyLPQU

— Bumble (@bumble) March 19, 2019

Some can even recall the time they took their headshot

I have never looked this well dressed in my headshot. https://t.co/6LlOm3uaoa

— Andrew DeMillo (@ademillo) March 19, 2019

This one shared the same sentiment

Bullshit. I will never be that cute. https://t.co/GsZbR2epIY

— Amber Hunt (@ReporterAmber) March 19, 2019

Motherjones joined in too

Please welcome our newest staffer https://t.co/HYqdB3O1cy pic.twitter.com/BS9n7pAPnI

— Mother Jones (@MotherJones) March 19, 2019

Others suggested what kind of stories would be written by the monkey

This monkey looks like it is the host of a vice documentary in midst of a cultural safari in japan's sex tourism industry where schoolgirls are for sale and over-pronounces 'konnichiwa' when speaking to asian people https://t.co/QtqkZzIzJ3

— Sarah Suzuki Harvard (@sarahamyharvard) March 19, 2019

The replies were too accurate

Oh god down to the damn smirk 😭 pic.twitter.com/fA3mudyzPj

— Mary von Aue (@von_owie) March 19, 2019

And this one

i mean. pic.twitter.com/FBm82RJzhx

— emily sullivan (@emilyasullivan) March 19, 2019

How about this one

Goddammit, that's MY pose! pic.twitter.com/GvX4jHsD92

— Joanna Wane (@JoannaWane) March 20, 2019

This too

Why you have to do me like that? pic.twitter.com/UWNEwxZ2Eb

— Richard Chambers (@newschambers) March 19, 2019

Kenyan journalist Joy Doreen also confirmed this

🙊 pic.twitter.com/raVX6uscpu

— Joy Doreen BIIRA (@JoyDoreenBiira) March 20, 2019

HBO didn’t want to be left behind

can confirm pic.twitter.com/vsgYr79fhG

— HBO (@HBO) March 19, 2019

Looks like it’s time to change your headshot to something less cliche.

this is why i have an anime avatar https://t.co/I3vu1Gszc4

— Gene Park (@GenePark) March 19, 2019

 

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