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Here Are Some Of The Hilarious Tweets Posted By Kenyans About USIU

Kiruti Itimu by Kiruti Itimu
August 24, 2016
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Twitter is usually quite wild when a topic becomes popular and today’s trending topic is not new at all. Kenyans on Twitter today decided to make fun of a local private university, USIU and it is not the first time they have done this.

This time round however, they targeted on the “classy” nature of the university and the result was a cornucopia of hilarious memes posted by Kenyans. They made fun of a situation where as a student of the university, you make the mistake of saying the wrong terms. The format was generally similar where the utterance was followed with the “correct” way of saying it followed by a picture of your “comrades” looking at you with disdain or dragging you out.

The result was a complete laugh-fest and it managed to propel USIU among the top trending topics in Kenya with over 12,000 tweets sent as of writing this article. Here are some of the tweets:

When you join the university and say this:

Ukienda USIU useme "I did form four" badala ya "I cleared my O levels" pic.twitter.com/74D3KRmzTY

— Nassir (@love8ter) August 24, 2016

HELB had to make an entrance.

Pale USIU ukicomplain HELB haijareflect kwa account pic.twitter.com/r1XmdH2jCM

— Kuira Brian (@kuirab) August 24, 2016

Asking for a matatu instead of an Uber

Ukiambia wasee wa USIU "let's take a Matatu" instead of "Uber" pic.twitter.com/Q9hFCe8ogP

— SIRE (@Sir3_) August 24, 2016

Saying kachumbari instead of Mexican salsa

Ukiwa USIU then useme "Kachumbari" instead of Mexican Salsa pic.twitter.com/az9wC5CGbO

— Buksela (@SymoTuchi) August 24, 2016

No room for bedsitters (see what I did there?)

https://twitter.com/maiko_47/status/768452839903330304

Parents were not spared either

USIU ukisema my parents badala ya my folks!! pic.twitter.com/NS15Ol9z0u

— 🔄 New Singapore 🔄 (@onessy) August 24, 2016

No room for motorbikes

😂😂😂😂 ukiingia USIU na nduthi. pic.twitter.com/1W2lnN85GX

— Rebelkon💥💥 (@raccs) August 24, 2016

They don’t have regular holidays

Pale USIU ukisema long holiday instead of spring break. pic.twitter.com/Ym1EVHvvFO

— Helekaya (@helekaya) August 24, 2016

USIU students don’t fuel

https://twitter.com/zoryah/status/768455061987028996

No coins allowed

https://twitter.com/NaiRobley/status/768395641408159744

Stilll more

Pale USIU cafeteria uitishe madondo instead of ref kidney beans with indian flatbread pic.twitter.com/Vr1Cjvs4Fb

— ㋡ɪɴᴠɪɴᴄɪʙʟᴇ™ (ⒹⓇ🦷ⓕⓐⓝⓖⓢ) (@Its_Jaymo) August 24, 2016

“I can’t fathom”

How USIU friends behave when you say "digehota" instead of "I can't fathom." pic.twitter.com/6Byu9VCKi7

— Anto Neosoul 🇿🇦 (@antoneosoul) August 24, 2016

Don’t forget the right word

Ukiwa USIU uskie Martin Luther.. alafu wee useme 'Black' instead of King pic.twitter.com/fiYo91av4q

— Junior Mwanza (@Jr_2M) August 24, 2016

Know how to greet your fellow comrades or else

https://twitter.com/mainneli_/status/768454870861017088

Pale USIU ukisema 'brathe' instead of bruh pic.twitter.com/XxJVzQyZ8O

— Moses Oeri (@moses_oeri) August 24, 2016

It has been a while since Kenyans on Twitter had a fun trending topic like this and you can trust them to come up with more like this in the future.

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