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US and Iran Escalate their Beef, Twitter Jokes about World War III

Kiruti Itimu by Kiruti Itimu
January 3, 2020
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Today, the United States confirmed that they were behind the strike that killed Qassim Suleimani, a powerful Iranian general. Iran responded by saying that they will retaliate hard due to this attack. “The great nation of Iran will take revenge for this heinous crime,” Iran’s President, Hassan Rouhani said on Twitter.

This situation is not amusing at all but for some reason, Twitter has decided to turn it into a World War III situation. The whole timeline has been turned into a meme fest and here are some of them.

Immigrants saying they are not a citizen

U.S. Military: We’re drafting people for World War 3. Are you a citizen?

My immigrant ass: pic.twitter.com/ecJyp6PgE0

— Angie (@ItsAngie4015) January 3, 2020

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Snap Map after the war

https://twitter.com/4WSaliba/status/1213000820746326018

Someone coming back home after the war

https://twitter.com/IamAFelon/status/1212960651573895169

Disguising yourself so that you’re not drafted for the war

Me disguising myself as the family dog when they come looking for me to draft me for WWIII https://t.co/WtoDLuum3x

— 𝔍 (@javrxjas) January 3, 2020

People using their years of Call of Duty playing experience

Me using all my years of Call of Duty work experience on the battlefieldhttps://t.co/wOVgWBakqV

— stevanović (@supportsteven) January 3, 2020

This person decided to block the US Army Twitter account

https://twitter.com/Ioeky/status/1212958375819931656

Opportunists everywhere

When her military boyfriend gets sent to Iran for World War 3 and now it's my time to shine pic.twitter.com/f1ZCoDqCeA

— DeAndre (@DeAndre4LGANG) January 3, 2020

This one is pondering

Me laughing at the World War 3 memes than realizing this shit might actually happen pic.twitter.com/0I4zrb98cm

— 𝓝𝓪𝓲𝓻𝓸𝓫𝓲 (@WeSmokingGas) January 3, 2020

China and Russia looking from the background

China and Russia realising it won’t be them causing World War 3 #WWIII pic.twitter.com/rWHQAlLEaR

— jake (@jakejataylor) January 3, 2020

When you fake your death in World War III

Them shipping my body back to the US after I faked my death #WWIII pic.twitter.com/J3eA0VGObv

— R WYO ひ (@akaRJaay) January 3, 2020

Everyone when World War begins

https://twitter.com/iconkathiana/status/1212991070415597568

Canadians when their neighbour is all up at war

https://twitter.com/itschigbo/status/1213010638819266560

People trying to avoid being drafted b the military

https://twitter.com/TopShotMil/status/1212952377524969473

Others started joking of how they will pull up when they touched down in Iran

me and the bros when we touch down in Iran https://t.co/u1HUZowbSZ

— Ricky Tan (@RetiredLikeWade) January 3, 2020

People are still Googling ways to avoid being drafted for the war

https://twitter.com/MehrdadScumbag/status/1212959717141684230

They might be at the way but they have to replace their FPL players someday

Me swapping out dead players from my fpl pic.twitter.com/bFZFc1MVgB

— . (@ffsdurk) January 3, 2020

All those people who said 2020 will be their year

https://twitter.com/VibeChekk/status/1212988177360834560

North Korea is out there mad

North Korea seeing Iran starting World War 3 with the U.S. before they do #WWIII pic.twitter.com/XqkyUvJ8MB

— jake (@jakejataylor) January 3, 2020

Some will be happy if they were in jail

When you get placed in the same jail cell as your friends instead of going to Iran in the world war 3 #WWIII pic.twitter.com/jGA6FUJQkK

— Dreamuh 𝕏 (@Dreamuh98) January 3, 2020

And of couse, we had to use the ghetto ratatata meme

https://twitter.com/DeLaBreezus/status/1213000712185110529

 

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