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[UPDATED]Supreme Court Ruling: Best and Funniest Reactions

George Kamau by George Kamau
September 5, 2022
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The Supreme Court of Kenya has dismissed the August 2022 election petitions. In the ruling, CJ Martha Koome pointed out that there were no unexplainable discrepancies between the votes cast for the presidential candidates and other elective positions. She continued to add that admissible evidence that was presented to prove the allegation that forms 34A were fraudulently altered by a group situated in Karen under the directions of persons named in the affidavit and that a matter of fact that these 2 affidavits amounted to double hearsay.

CJ Martha Koome said that the access of the RTS by Venezuelan Jose Carmago turned out to be no more than hot air and we were taken on a wild goose chase that yielded nothing of value. She also added that IEBC wasn’t acting in bad faith when they postponed the elections in the named electoral units and that the court is satisfied that notwithstanding the divisions apparent between the chair & the 4 commissioners, IEBC carried out the verification, tallying and declaration of results in accordance with Article 138 (3c) & (10) of the constitution.

“Rejected votes cannot be taken into account when calculating whether a presidential candidate attained 50%+1 of the votes cast in accordance with Article 138 (4) of the constitution,” CJ Martha Koome.

The Supreme Court has found that the declaration of IEBC Chairman Wafula Chebukati of William Ruto as the President-elect in line with Kenya’s constitution and electoral laws.

Here are the best and funniest reactions:

Imagine watching this judgement without Twitter commentary…

— Cow Girl (@Msnyaguthii) September 5, 2022

Rigathi G to his bank accounts right now: pic.twitter.com/gZ4NaybT2K

— Mr.Elmami 🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩🇭🇹 (@Mr_Elmami) September 5, 2022

Ida Odinga when her mans lost for the 5th time but he's still rich pic.twitter.com/AsDIoYjCbA

— Charles (@CharlieFlani) September 5, 2022

Zoea 😭😭 pic.twitter.com/xZAuOpqzUk

— Droid (@droid254) September 5, 2022

Chebukati showing up to the next Commission meeting likepic.twitter.com/elSYS3juSj

— Ty Ngachira (@anto_ty) September 5, 2022
https://twitter.com/Keerulanah/status/1566735609896603650

Hilarious 😅 pic.twitter.com/DOn0XtyO9N

— 🅰🅵🆈🅰🅲🅴🅽🆃🆁🅴🅲🆁🅴🆆🇰🇪 (@AfyaCentreCrew) September 4, 2022

Yup….the choir may be needed here 😅

— Creative Industry Ambassador (@davidmuriithi) September 5, 2022

CJ Martha Koome: The four commissioners actively participated in the verification and tallying exercise from the beginning up until just before the declaration of the results by the chair person.#SupremeCourtruling pic.twitter.com/68a5pBXFPv

— K24 TV (@K24Tv) September 5, 2022
https://twitter.com/mayar_dollin/status/1566732664564056065

@citizentvkenya Livestream has nearly 300K viewers. That has to be a record for a Kenyan channel. pic.twitter.com/BKXYxrv9aG

— Kenyan Facts 🇰🇪 (@KResearcher) September 5, 2022

This has, if anything, demonstrated that an open environment that allows skills, not paper qualifications, is the best.

— permanent irrefutable public user (@echenze) September 5, 2022

No. I'll explain.
1. We've seen, in the same case before the Supreme Court, people who have such a structure and pride themselves as such, being misused, conduct professional malpractice and perjure themselves. (Lawyers, hi).https://t.co/KKGlXMh4OU

— permanent irrefutable public user (@echenze) September 5, 2022

Presidential Petition Judgement: Issue 6

The power to verify and tally presidential election results vest not in the IEBC chairperson but the commission; however the 4 commissioners actively participated in the verification and tallying process: CJ Koome: #Decision2022 pic.twitter.com/znZk2VVK2X

— NTV Kenya (@ntvkenya) September 5, 2022

"Apart from their 11th hour denunciation of the verification process…the 4 commissioners have not shown any evidence that the election was compromised"

— John-Allan Namu (@johnallannamu) September 5, 2022
https://twitter.com/Iam_Wanjiru/status/1566727862924836864

"Apart from their 11th hour denunciation of the verification process…the 4 commissioners have not shown any evidence that the election was compromised"

— John-Allan Namu (@johnallannamu) September 5, 2022

Imetosha CJ yawa…! 🤣

— Mac Otani 🇰🇪 (@MacOtani) September 5, 2022

Damn some Gabriel Oguda commentary would really crack me up right now. Like when the petition was being heard daily.

— Victor Gatsby (@LordGichohi) September 5, 2022

CJ is handing out "We mzee" left and right.

— Vincent (@vn6) September 5, 2022

Believing in conspiracy theories led to this?

— Doug Mutai (@DougMutai) September 5, 2022

Presidential Petition Judgement:

Issue 1: Whether the technology deployed by the IEBC met the standards to guarantee accurate and verifiable results.

CJ Koome: We are not persuaded that the technology failed the standards of Article 86A on integrity… #Decision2022 pic.twitter.com/PnzSHneH7X

— NTV Kenya (@ntvkenya) September 5, 2022

Jose camargo was a wild goose chase😂😂🔥🔥🔥

— Moh (@_Mohkay) September 5, 2022

Breaking: Kenya’s Supreme Court has upheld the election of William Ruto as President-elect by unanimous decision.
William Ruto will be sworn in as the 5th president of Kenya by Monday next week! #SupremeCourtruling pic.twitter.com/gNnHFNvmkg

— FERDINAND OMONDI (@FerdyOmondi) September 5, 2022

Happening now…Eldoret, Kenya #SupremeCourtruling #kenyaelections2022 #kenya pic.twitter.com/BVVkTVxAVs

— Anthony Irungu (@TonyIrungu5) September 5, 2022

Ningekuwa huyu saa hii ningekuwa Namanga on my way out pic.twitter.com/QLKNrsCLmG

— Droid (@droid254) September 5, 2022

This decision is good for the judiciary. This election result is bad for Kenya. Two things can be true at the same time.

— Nanjala Nyabola (@Nanjala1) September 5, 2022

If only Baba used a lawyer from Mang’u instead pic.twitter.com/GW88fJ3SzU

— 3MuskerBeards (@kenyan_parody) September 5, 2022

Martha this isn’t even a judgement anymore, whole diss track bar for bar 🔥💀

— No DNA, Just RSA (@ChulaLarry) September 5, 2022

What is the procedure to remove the 4 IEBC Commissioners ?

They need to go

— Jac Kiprop. (@Kvaati) September 5, 2022

Uzuri Martha can personally visit the voters she brought and console all 32 of them.

— Saddam (@Saddam_KE) September 5, 2022

Kenya has one of the most expensive elections in the world per capita. The phrase "IEBC did not have the capacity…" should never be uttered anywhere near a Kenyan election.

— Nanjala Nyabola (@Nanjala1) September 5, 2022

Problem is UDA people don’t drink so you can’t even think of a party.

— Peace (@JICHOdaDOG) September 5, 2022

Chebukati is vindicated. The guy understood the election law and previous rulings by the court. He presided over an election that followed the law.

— Oliver Cheruiyot (@OliverCheruiyot) September 5, 2022

Baba should call his advisors to Karen for a thanksgiving, lock the gates and whip all of them mpaka waruke fence

— Kevin (@DoktaRotich) September 5, 2022

CJ Martha Koome: “Are we to nullify an election on account of a last minute boardroom rupture? This we can not do.”

— Linus Kaikai (@LinusKaikai) September 5, 2022

Corporate governance ya IEBC ndio shida. Wafanye training.

— HMS Trenchant (@Inde_Fatigable) September 5, 2022

Wafula Chebukati rn 😅😅 pic.twitter.com/pvtU4VEnnd

— Mawethu (@Labero_) September 5, 2022

The petitioner(s) wasted the courts time. #kenyaelections2022

— James Smart (@jamessmat) September 5, 2022

. pic.twitter.com/WgbyH1RnL0

— LH103. @sirM. EK1:59:40. #dankeSeb. ♔coleworld. (@shaayee_) September 5, 2022

I like that the Supreme Court has gone on record and stated some of the evidence presented by the Petitioners are outright forgeries, and that some aspects of their petitions were criminal offenses.

People need to be prosecuted.

— Koome Gitobu (@KoomeGitobu) September 5, 2022

pic.twitter.com/XfkFLegVTh

— Kanali (@NicKanali) September 5, 2022

Last week yote imekuwa tu… pic.twitter.com/zyzaJBBKtm

— Wan Stan 🔰 (@Stan_Subru) September 5, 2022

All I ask of Ruto is to bring down the cost of living. Anything else we will manage.

— Bane (@MisterAlbie) September 5, 2022

That was Chebukati’s last election. He gets to retire and go home with a clean conscience. I love that for him.

— Tawera: Ama mimi ndio mjinga?🤔 (@Shad_khalif) September 5, 2022


Congratulations Bill my love.
God has done it. I am proud of you!
May He give you the grace & wisdom to lead Kenya into greatness! You were born & destined for this!
Heb 10:23
Let us hold tightly without wavering to the hope we affirm for God can be trusted to keep His promise. pic.twitter.com/hWcIP6hXEw

— Mama Rachel Ruto, EGH (@MamaRachelRuto) September 5, 2022

I love how CJ Martha Koome called him Jose Kamango. You'd think he's a businessman from Kinangop. Meru to the world!!!

— Not Mboweni…yet! (@TEETO_KE) September 5, 2022

Congratulations to Dr William Samoei Ruto, on being declared 5th President of the Republic of #Kenya.🇰🇪 @WilliamsRuto … also Congratulations to the people of Kenya ! DEMOCRACY WINS AGAIN 😇

— Davido (@davido) September 5, 2022

The finest lawyer on the roll of Advocates.. https://t.co/3p7IDdf5KR

— Tissaia De Vries (@Saiyianara) September 5, 2022

Amicus cutie https://t.co/M0LA6v4O1Z

— Nywele Ngumu (@mariahsudi) September 5, 2022

Now, what IEBC owes us is the data on the voters who didn't vote disaggregated by age and gender and of they can get it (which may not be likely) socio-economic status… That's where the magic sauce is 🤔

— Betty (@NyaKabs) September 5, 2022

Elephant numbers about to go up.

— Mihr Thakar (@MihrThakar) September 5, 2022

I am really looking forward to the Cabinet Secretaries list. It’s how we know what lies ahead.

— Wanjiku 🇰🇪 (@nyakeruw) September 5, 2022

NOW: DP Official Residence, Karen. pic.twitter.com/PHEBEoS6Rd

— Linus Kaikai (@LinusKaikai) September 5, 2022

Ujue mum amesema usikuje kwetu tena. pic.twitter.com/L18aN3u7mZ

— Tetu wa New Singapore 🇸🇬 (@SonofTetu) September 5, 2022

Walahi this drama is the best part of this election 🤣🤣🤣 https://t.co/h4azPGfDAY

— Betty 🌺🪸🌿 (@DoItBetty) September 5, 2022

Next time, have one well drafted petition and don't lie.

— Dr. Ho Yinsen (@kinjeketile) September 5, 2022

Alfred Mutua doing his Cobra Squad job! https://t.co/Kp1VuImGbb

— Abdiwakil (@AbdiwakilHujale) September 5, 2022

That man in the middle there is the new deep state. pic.twitter.com/xFil0155HF

— 🪔Kimmie2Times🪔 (@Trackmann2) September 5, 2022

The supreme court judges to the petitioners….. pic.twitter.com/Du1AmMNFPL

— Mwanîki Wachira Mîchîra (@moneykeysam) September 5, 2022

Someone check on international media correspondents.💀

That disappointment bc we didn’t ‘burn our country after an election’ must be heavy. pic.twitter.com/fFUjBPvbYr

— Scrapbook Journeys (@Marion_Mithamo) September 5, 2022

(If the object of your affection is a Kenyan lawyer I wld strongly suggest using this ruling as an excuse to message them.
Ask for explanations – perhaps meeting up to really discuss it.
Shoot your shot).

— Samira Sawlani (@samirasawlani) September 5, 2022

Watchie wa State House akiona Maggy akitoka. pic.twitter.com/qVIlmNIib3

— Kimanzi®™ (@Kimanzi_) September 5, 2022
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