Twitter Fleets: Compilation Of The Best Reactions

I swear social media companies are a bunch of four-year olds playing soccer, all running after the same ball without any plan

— Hayes Brown (@HayesBrown) November 17, 2020

if instagram stories are screenshots of tweets will fleets be screenshots of ig stories that are screenshots of tweets

— emily lipstein (@emily_lip) November 17, 2020

TWITTER ADDED A STORY FEATURE? THIS APP IS THE SEVENTH RING OF HELL.

— ko “that’s it” bragg. (@keaux_) November 17, 2020

If you fleet I will unfollow you

— Aviva Loeb (@avivaloeb) November 17, 2020

I have looked at all your fleets and they are all bad except for @mat’s, which was okay

— Julia Carrie Wong (@juliacarriew) November 17, 2020

How many “fleets” are simply asking “why?” (Mine was)

— Robert Hernandez 🗳 (@webjournalist) November 17, 2020

The Impact of Fleets on Thirst Trap Tweets

— Delia Cai (@delia_cai) November 17, 2020

i dont think i can see fleets on tweetdeck, which means they do not exist

— Dave Gershgorn (@davegershgorn) November 17, 2020

Everyone’s just using the fleets feature to dunk on fleets. But… they’re still using fleets.

— Jessica Christian (@jachristian) November 17, 2020

You can report a Fleet pic.twitter.com/RTgvQEaOc9

— Mat Honan (@mat) November 17, 2020

I want to be able to edit fleets

— Mat Honan (@mat) November 17, 2020

sorry WHAT pic.twitter.com/R6KqAEl234

— may olvera🌵☀️ (@yungfollowill) November 17, 2020

ok but have the alts fleeted yet

— Michael Gold (@migold) November 17, 2020

I regret to inform you pic.twitter.com/K94iZZEXzT

— Palmer Haasch (@haasch_palmer) November 17, 2020

I can't wait for SEO training on best ways to incorporate Fleets into our reporting

— Madison Hall (@byMadisonHall) November 17, 2020

Fleets were announced and we dragged the name last year. I must live in a different universe 🧐🧐

— Jasmyn (@JasmynBeKnowing) November 17, 2020

Giving it a yellow background isn't going to help hide the fact that you reinvented Snapchat. https://t.co/n0hFDMk8Sp

— Aram Zucker-Scharff (@Chronotope) November 17, 2020

literally every fleet i’ve seen is just some variation of “what in the hell is a fleet”

— jonny sun wrote a new book! (@jonnysun) November 17, 2020

Funny that Twitter got disappearing stories after LinkedIn

— Rani Molla (@ranimolla) November 17, 2020

Twitter heard “post feet” and was like………………….……………….……………….……………….……………….……………….……………….……………….……………….………………. yes.

— Jason Abbruzzese (@JasonAbbruzzese) November 17, 2020

Pretty sure fleets will be the downfall of msm

— Ben Goggin (@BenjaminGoggin) November 17, 2020

Twitter wants to be Instagram (fleets/stories)
Instagram wants to be TikTok (Reels redesign)
TikTok wants to be, uh, not banned
Facebook wants to be Reddit (Groups/subs)
Substack wants to be Medium (Medium wants to be whatever it wasn't 18 months ago)
what else?

— Katie Notopoulos (@katienotopoulos) November 17, 2020

Snapchat may be everyone's least favorite/forgotten platform but it really was the blueprint

— Kat Tenbarge (@kattenbarge) November 17, 2020

How do I hide the fleet bar?

— Ryan Radia (@RyanRadia) November 17, 2020

I don't have fleets yet… consider me blessed 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

— Kristie-Valerie Hoang (@kristie_valerie) November 17, 2020

My take is that they should be called "yeets" not "fleets." Thank you everybody, goodbye.

— Sarah Kessler (@SarahFKessler) November 17, 2020

Nightmare https://t.co/0M5KYRJ19l

— Taylor Lorenz (@TaylorLorenz) November 17, 2020

GIRL https://t.co/jRID48jh7s

— shoshana wodinsky (@swodinsky) November 17, 2020

Please don't say my Fleets are cool. They are "On Fleet."

— Meg Graham (@megancgraham) November 17, 2020